tltty: k1mkardashian: tltty: how do penises even fit in pants you have to tuck it in your butthole thank you
When I try to get off tumblr
When someone tries to come in your room while you...
andnotasinglepuckwasgiven: broo-ins: My greatest fear is when my hockey team forgets how to hockey. in the playoffs too.
kirbyrightbackatya: do you ever see someone with the same name as you and your immediate reaction is just
viste: cowboybeboop: reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
shadowrawrs: strawberrydaydreams: do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason you’re just like no And then they give you a reason and its like
CURTIS AXEL. You mean Michael McGillicutty.......
Um this is just.. bad.
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT
ktluvshockey: I PROPOSE THE NAME 871
quazza: i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
fake awkward: OMG HEY IM AWKWARD *cute little giggle* NO NO OMG IM SO CUTE IM AWKWARD WOW AWKWARDNESS IS SO CUTE
real awkward: *hopefully they arent looking at me* *please dont talk to me* *why is everyone staring at me* *am i dressed right* *what's wrong with me* *is there something on my face* *wait is someone walking towards me* *starts shaking* *did i do something wrong* *please dont try to talk to me*
eracist: I hate when people transfer to my school and become popular no that’s bullshit I’ve been here for 12 years screw u
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
Cutest thing ever: When people get really excited about something and end up rambling all about it. You can see how much passion they have for it and it's just the most adorable thing ever
I’m actually really worried that nobody will ever fall in love with me.
calvincandies: mcdonalds is considering serving breakfast all day
zuzuzuko: resetty: what if websites had closing hours
you don’t really understand pain until you leave the house without headphones
johnnydepps: iamjonwanker: yes mom he’s 49 but he’s really hot
hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: hippofoliage: what’s the worst word you can say on club penguin i’m still on i still haven’t been banned I’M LITERALLY IN TEARS and i only got banned for 24 hours
Boys who like me: 0
Boys who like my friend: 53484131846971